Today is a glorious day here in Canada's youngest province, and third largest island. I am really loving my new job, it is amazing. The tech guys down the hallway talked to my boss and said they need to take me for some "off-site training" on Thursday, off-site being a local rink, and training being shinny hockey. I loves it.
Right, enough of me, lets hear about you. Well, actually I am just going to talk more, I don't care about you.
There are a lot of Assholes out there, and here are a few quick ways to tell if your one of them:
You might be an asshole if…
You have ever started a sentence “There are two types of people in this world…”
You have ever said “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times”
You have ever said “No, You listen to me”
You have ever worn a collared shirt with the collar flipped up intentionally.
You drive a Hummer
You yell at waitresses when your food isn’t cooked properly.
Your name is John Best
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