Ola

Well, after moderate amounts of pressure from two people, I have decided to start a Blog. I always hated the idea of having a Blog, and now I am no better than Wil Wheaton. I did make the Blog though, because I had to admit that If I did have a blog, it would be hilarious, which it will be, and is. I mostly disagree with the tiny amount of effort that keeping this up will be, and I may get tired of it and just randomly stop doing it some day because I'm lazy. Also, try and keep any comments you may have PG, as I'm sure there are some people who will eventually read this that I don't want to see gratuitous language, or whatever you might try and write.

Ok, that is enough introducing the very thing you are reading part, I will get to business.
The first thing I want to do is something that i stole from someone else's blog I was reading, and it is just funny things that I do to annoy/ try and make really serious people laugh.

1) At any checkout - After you use debit or a credit card say "I can't believe that worked"

2) At the LC or a bar where they ID - "Yeah, this guy looks just like me"

3) Say "Keep the change" when you pay with exact change

4) At any government building or office - Ask if it is cheaper if you pay whatever fine/ fee it is in cash, and say you don't need a receipt.

5) Watch someone doing something hard like carrying things, and as they finish ask "You need any help with that?"

6) As you are giving something back to someone, you intentionally drop it before they get it. (This works best for money, as they will almost always bend down to get it)

I am already tired of doing this,

I will think of something better to write about for next time.

Keep it sleazy,

Andrew "gainfully employed" Harvey